ROBBIE: Uh oh! You ate a whole box of chocolates and got sick. You have to go down the chute!
BOBBY: Oh, chute!
BOBBY: Hey Robbie, have you ever thought of Chutes and Ladders as an allegory for heaven and hell?
ROBBIE: How so?
BOBBY: It's a game of rewards and consequences. You slide down a chute if you do something and, and climb up a ladder when you do something good. It's easier to be bad than it is to be good.
ROBBIE: So, according to Chutes and Ladders you can get into heaven by winning first prize in a dog show?
BOBBY: I better start raising puppies!