Are you friends with your parents on facebook? I’m friends with my dad on there. He called me this weekend to tell me about a post that really bothered him: “I opened it up, and it said ‘EFF ALL PARENTS!'” It was nice of him to censor the swear for me, but he was pretty upset about it and wanted answers.

I still have no idea what he was talking about. I tried to explain I’m not responsible for everything on facebook, but he didn’t buy it! Guess I’ll be responsible for this when it posts.

Just added the “in the U.K.” part to make it even more antiauthoritarian, and to exempt my dad from the effing. Sorry about that facebook thing, dad!