BOBBY: This couch is sooo ugly! Let's give it away on Craigslist to some cowboy junkie!
ROBBIE: It is a wretched flophouse eye sore!
BOBBY: The couch is missing, but I haven't posted the ad yet!
ROBBIE: There was a note in its place, "I'm tired of being degraded, I've left for L.A. to become a big star. Son long, Willard"
PORNO DIRECTOR: Okay Rocko and Donna, I need this couch saturated in panty sauce when I say "cut!"