BOBBY: Whatcha' doing Robbie?
ROBBIE: A crossword puzzle.
BOBBY: Need some help?
BOBBY: I know lots of cross words.
ROBBIE: Okay. What's a 5 letter word for a log splitting device?
BOBBY: Hmm... How about @#!*? or @#!*? That's a good one... @#!*? and @#!*? are both ones I hear a lot...