[TIME FOR...ASK DR. DINKUS THE LEARNOSAURUS]
DR DINKUS: Today we have an email from Weepypetals. She writes, "No one ever posts comments on my LiveJournal. What can I do to make people more interested in me? Have you considered your life isn't melodramatic enough? What may seem like an average Tuesday can easily become the worst day of your life with a bit of melodrama. Get creative! And remember to always use emoticons to express just how pathetic you're feeling. Follow this advice and you'll have electronic sympathy in no time!