I’m very excited because today is Julai’s birthday! I think we’re gonna do it up big tonight: movie at the dollar theater, scarf a fancy dinner, and top it off with Big Gulp Slurpees and hockin’ loogies off the overpass. This is how we do thangs. Send all birthday wishes and Amazon gift cards care of @BathingMachine.

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