What’s your favorite Monopoly game piece, cursed or otherwise?
Yesterday on twitter I asked people to tell me their favorite piece and I made up horoscopes based on it. Tell me your favorite piece, and I’ll do the same here!
Robbie and Bobby
Comics about a Robot and his Boy
Mine favorite piece was always the thimble.
Today is the sixth day of the rest of your life. It’s better than the first day of the rest of your life, because that’s the Monday of the rest of your life. Today is the Saturday of the rest of your life–watch cartoons and build a fort.
Too spoooky! I was born on the 6th, which was also a Monday.
eeeeeee! These horoscopes don’t lie
well i was always colonel mustard because we never played just monopoly, somehow my company found a way to combine Sorry Monopoly Parcheesi Clue and something called The Farming Game, it takes seven hours to play a 5 minute bathroom break every 2 hours and fifteen minutes if you missed your clock in time you lose 5 turns and a 1000 dollar penalty but you are excused from the table until your turn reconvene in which time you must make a ham sandwich and peel an orange or be penalized again
Here’s your horoscope: Having mastered time and space, there is very little advice this column could offer you. Perhaps consider the Golden Rule when ruling dominon over the universe? Nobody likes all-powerful galatic despot for long!
true, while i do own the deed to the universe and all you ungrateful live forms bum off near rent free from me, ill let you know a little secret, i tax hardcore on all diamonds to fund my average suburban life style and why you all havnt been evicted to the dimention of endless screaming and oh i dont know restlessness
phew! Glad my low income bracket exempts me from that diamond tax. I’m just scraping by under the omniscient radar over here.
I always wanted to use my Star Wars action figures. Eventually everyone stopped playing with me since it took Yoda too long to walk six spaces.
Your Monopoly horoscope: That itchy spot on your forehead isn’t dry skin–your third eye is finally coming in! This is the day you’ve waited for. Take proper care of your third eye with eyedrops and sunglasses on bright days, because once it opens it’ll never close!
Your Monopoly horoscope: You are surrounded by millions of dust mites everyday! Did you know each one of them has a birthday? Why right now, thousands of dust mites are wondering why no one remembered. To avoid hurt feelings, bake tiny cakes of dandruff and distribute them around the house. It may sound toilsome and gross, but the dust mites will appreciate it.