MISS BLUESTOCKING: But that's my motive, book burner!
BOBBY: Flood the library? But you love books!
MISS BLUESTOCKING: I've read every book, from basement to rafters, but this big book is what my heart is truly after!
BOBBY: I see... It's too heavy to lift, but not too heavy to float! You know you're blackmailing me into even deeper trouble than I'm already in? That not how it works. You're lucky I can't refuse a good caper!
MISS BLUESTOCKING: Good! And here I thought you only took capers on your salad!