ROBBIE: You'll always be on Santa's naughty list being Evil Twins.
EVIL BOBBY: Clerical errors happen...
EVIL ROBBIE: Oh Santa, what a surprise!
SANTA: Robbie & Bobby! You've both been so good, take next year off! Have some fun with these fireworks and pornography!
SANTA: And you two! The only white Christmas you'll be having will be in hell when it freezes over!
ROBBIE: You can stop believing in him if it helps.