Last week, @Kyattsuai tweeted an apt observation of Team Fortress 2; this combined with all all the “exciting” developments in social media as of late, I was inspired to develop Hi, Hat!™ which will be the next big thing in how people will tell other people what they’re eating for lunch. Of course, there is a special USB Lunch Hat you must unlock before you can share that kind of information on Hi, Hat!™

It’s a very exclusive social network, which is why its success is guaranteed.