BOBBY: Robbie! I won the lottery!
ROBBIE: Sorry Bobby, but state law prohibits you cashing that scratch-off ticket until you turn 18 years old. [18 YEARS LATER]
CASHIER: Here's your 20 dollars! Anything else?
BOBBY: Yeah gimme a copy of Tommy Knockers, Grassy Knoll, Belon Baller, and Spoonin'. And a pack of 'Poats please.
CASHIER: Shall I register you to vote while we're at it?
BOBBY: Thar reminds me. Gimme the "Rock the Vote" issue of Playboy, also.