BOBBY: Robbie, I got a booboo, can you kiss it to make it bedda?
ROBBIE: What is this? "Family Circus?" I don't even have lips!
BOBBY: I can't believe you won't provide me with basic medical care! Child-hater!
ROBBIE: There's a box of band-aids in the cupboard!
BOBBY: [At the doctor's office] Morphine? But I just want kisses.
DOCTOR: I can't get 'em either, kid so just take what I do for it.