ROBBIE: What do you think if I grew out my sideburns?
BOBBY: hahaha, What? You can't grow sideburns! You're crazy
ROBBIE:Yeah I guess you're right
ROBBIE:Sigh... I'll never have sweet chops
VAN BUREN: Not with that attitude!
ROBBIE:President Martin Van Buren!
VAN BUREN: In 1837, my first act as president was to grow the most full-bodied sideburns in the 26 states. do you think I listened to the Whig party when they called me a mad mad?
ROBBIE: No way, jose!
BOBBY: I take it back!
BOBBY: I'm sorry!
VAN BUREN: Make him pay, Robbie!
VAN BUREN: Make them all pay
[world with sideburns]