Event Horizon of Fun
TV ANNOUNCER: Kids! Are you ready to experience the event horizon of fun?
BOBBY: I was born ready!
TV ANNOUNCER: Be the first kid EVER to own the most advanced gaming system to exist! When you play with the Avatar, you play God! Feel the power!
BOBBY: I need to experience the event horizon of fun. Give me 300 dollars.
ROBBIE: Didn't I tell you you're not allowed to watch commercials?