The magic bike what grants eternal fun couldn’t possibly have a downside. Or does it?! My attempts at foreshadowing will all make sense as the story unfolds. More of this strange tale on Wednesday!

Guyssssss. STAPLE! is nigh three weeks away, it would be great to see you all there, because I will be there of course, and the seeing/seeing that will be happeing is something legendary. I’ll be on hand for high-fives, cool conversations, along with all this stuff I make. Be there, and be awesome.